What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

When Trump blames DEI, isn't he just saying "it must be because there's black or brown people involved"?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!